It's a record 2 years in my entire 18 (close to 19) that I spent so much money on foolscap paper alone. Comparing with the 4 years in Anderson when I was
sort of slacking working considerably hard. Along the way, I met many interesting people. Some I hate, some I loved, some I cannot live without, some I wish will drop off the edge of the Earth if it was a cube. This post tracks down the people I have met, loathed, befriended. Your name's not there simply because my pea-sized memory cannot hold so many people. Thanks to
friendster for not allowing me any slack.
P15:
Kok Hui - He's a genius. but solely for books. Many thought I won't know a social retard like him, budden he's the first person I made some kind of contact with when I stepped into Yishun JC, other than the obvious Nicholas and Kok Jian.
Daniel Yap - Nice is an understatement. He used to gang with Zhi Chao, but after ZC had to go poly, the 'fmaths-gang' split. He's more contented with his girlfriend in school ever since. Nonetheless, brilliant.
Zhi Chao - You can't beat this chap. One of the main reasons why I'm so vocal in school --- coz he egged me on all the time. You can't simply watch a clown go around as if nothing is happening, right? I loved his company because he's never boring. But his aggregate didn't managed to keep him in junior college, so he choosed to go singapore poly.
Mao Qing - The Ultimate Happy-Go-Lucky Chinatown boy. Mao's his name, mole's his game. If I'm not wrong, he has a certain mole somewhere on his face. OK. That doesn't matter. Great on the guitar, even better on crap talk. The chinese teacher was had called him MAO. Hair. Might have been his contantly-exploding hair style.
Ian Lo - I kinda forgot the chinese name we called him. But Ian wasn't what we called him. Abeit handsome and socialble, I couldn't click well with him, other than the morning's greeting.
Ibnu - Ibu FiFi. We loved that. He's funny, you know. The class didn't have a chairman, so he volunteered. "aiyah aiyah! Noone wants to be the monitor, so I be lor. No choice." And we know he really means it cos his expression cannot possibly hide anything on his mind. Takes on all the responsibility though he knows perfectly well that he doesn't have to. And he blames us all the same. And we know he doesn't mean it.
Div - Indian-Chinese Rocker. He's the only one I know who don't mind have more than 2 girls at one time. As if he can concentrate. He calls it 'playing the field', the last time I chat with him. Popular, smart, charistmatic. Wished my personality could be like him =)
Hui Lyn - Sweet jovial girl. Didn't make any noise as far as I rmbed, though I swear some of the girls bullied her sometimes. Still sends me spam, but I appreciate them. Thanks!
Karen Lin - The skinniest runner Singapore has. She signed up for the X-country the school had, and the class was going "
AHHH??????!!!". And I think she got first or something. Pretty, outspoken, the arch rival of all soft girls. Often seen bullying Pei Lyn for being too soft.
Ra'bia - Love you, minah! hahahaha. (I think she'll box me for that) She would have loved to stay but choosed the poly, cos the marks didn't allow her, and the course in poly is more promising. Still sends me smses, and i spam her too. =)
P11:
Jun Kiat - I thought he's a nice guy when I first laid my eyes on him, then a few interactions later, I thought he's gay. Seriously. Kiat has one of those broken-wrist syndrome, and being best friends with Kor Ting doesn't add any cookies to his seemingly empty basket, adding onto the gay-factor. Despite my not-so-friendly gestures towards him, Kiat either has a good heart or poor memory (like mine), we're like best pals when bumping into each other in the canteen.
Kor Ting - TomBoy. Never talked to her much.
Jasmine - I wished your periods don't get in between much of your life, or you could be breaking up with everyone of your close guy-friends. Guessed I was just another puddle of water in your way huh? you big sponge! =) Oh yeah sure, weird guys suit your taste buds well. Ok lah. WhatEVER lah! If she sees this, I'm dead.
Rebecca - She runs. Sometimes too often for her own good, so Becca's kinda accident prone especially around the knee cap area. Sporty, smart. That's a good 2 words to describe her. Closer to outdoors than human beings.
XinYi - I think I only managed to make fun of her more than seriously talk about anyting close to schoolwork.
Ricky - His name is Hrikriesh, if I don't rmb wrongly. Fun to be around, cos he's always the little street-smart boss controlling the troll (Elan).
Elan - Troll. Useful guide if I ever go India. Friendly, gives up quite easily, but catches up really fast to the point of being scary if he got the hang of things.
Kang Chi - Lights up my day when I step into class in the morning. Okay, even if he doesn't speak much, KC softened almost all tense situations which are really common. Read : Russia VS India
Pavel : Russian Hitman. Never really like him, Just put up with him for the sake of not worrying Jas. Sounds lame, huh? If I had the choice, I would have thown everything away, whack the haughtiness out of him, and change the Apple Tea drink to green tea. Cos the apple tea was making his mouth stink so much, I had to hold my breath everytime I talked to him.
Yungdy - Loved this guy. Super lame. It's uber happy-mood when he's happy, and uber-sad when he's not. Very down to earth, and helps Pavel bully Thomas all the time. Talking about fellow countryman-ship.
Thomas - I know I should reserve this slot for 108 slot, but I want to reveal a secret NOW! He's a Sleep-During-Lecture Guru. And amazingly, he slept through his two years in Yishun, making him one of the smartest handsomest eligible
hunk bachelor.
Wei Png - Hate you, you sonofabitch. Always the attention seeking one, he thinks he's suave, smooth talker, smart. Never did he thought himself as the exact opposite. And he's prefect tag, joke it is, isit?
Vivek - He ponned school like its Vivek Junior College. Dunno him well enough to have any comments.
108:
Sumardi - Despite my bad attitude towards Karimun's most flamboyant gay, we all know I
adore love him. Never boring with him around cos he'll either entertain us with his latest cold joke he learnt from dunno-where-from, or at least try to mimick his best friend in class with the latest hotest acronym coined. Like *cough*ninja*cough* and *cough*nubs*cough*.
Zhi Hao - The rumoured minutest ninja that popped out from a stone, and sent his spies in Iraq to expose that noobish hide-and-seek player we call Saddam Hussein. Almost the best mood starter born since Bill Gate's romp with Lewinski, Zhao's the best company around I had for a long while.
Zhen Peng - I'm court-ordered by 108 to say bad things of ZP. "He's a low-life scum of the universe not fit to go school. Not that he attended many days." I always thought he's more street-smart than books-smart, which is
good. The teachers might not appreciate this.
Andy Pan - He's tall, he's funny, he's the high-life scammer who thinks not-too-much, acts not-too-much, but talks too much. =) Personally, I think Andy has everythng well-planned out. Just a matter of time before he chooses to become the underground world boss of Yishun, and kill all Dragon babies. He hates them. JC life wouldn't be interesting without him, I swear.
Edward C. Widjaya- The C's short for Cow. I have a song for him:
I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter’s
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)
I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I’ve got gas
I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!Chengyi - He calls himself Idiot. I have no idea why. LCY's version of life is unique. He secretly admires the cast of Happy Tree Friends, I supposed, so that's the analysis I have for him when he laughs like mad when some joker in class describes the latest adventures of Snuffy (assuming that's the name of one of the characters). He's smart, and he hates to admit it. "I never staaardy!!! Oh no! I'm gonna fail [the latest physics test]!!" And he ends of up getting A's. Liar!
Lugman - Malay. Pretend to be chinese, then sneak up on everybody chinese. Then tell everybody he's a malay after asking him loads of questions in chinese.
Chao Yang - If he were blond, then that makes him a blond pirate. Kinky. Flat-
brain-ded footed, so what? At least he runs better than another particular ass we all know in school who's also flat-footed.
Yong Joel - He's a PR wannabe. I have no idea why I have that impression now. Hey. If you think for a moment, that by giving that goofy grin all the time, you can please everyone, please step off the balcony.
You have terrible teeth, by the way . Known everywhere as hardworking, not smart, he asks rather non-intelligent questions. I can't stand hardworking people. Correct, I'm also implying that I can't stand his very incredibly strange attitude. He tries to be the big boss when nobody wants to, does a terrible job of giving ideas, gets everyone to hate him, then attempt to redeem himself by saying "aiyah, it's what I think lah. What you all think is ehh..." Like wtf.
BJ - Parijat. Blow Job. Whatever lah. Made-In-India. Loves Singapore, and our food. No doubt handsome, he has a deep dark secret of an active smoker. If you see him, try to talk him out, eh?
Abigail - Lovely lady. I think life would be boring without her around. I think of her closer to a smart dark-haired bimbo than a pig. Really. Never boring with her as company, because she'll bore you with the details of her boring life, and make you think life is so much interesting when your date with her is over. HA.
Bern - She's too thin for a malay girl. Eat more, girl. Then will score even better with the boys. =)
Fit - Adore her. Some schoolmates I know try to spread rumours that she's lesbian, cos she's always hanging around this floorball mate, acting butch. Hello??!! Please hor. If you think for a minute that she's lesbian, stop. You also can step off the balcony alidi. Fit has a strange habit. Keep clear of her in the early mornings, and afternoon. She'll stone in the morning, ie everything you say to her, ask her, will bounce off with replies like :"err. yah. ok." She'll get very very high in the afternoons, especially after lunch before classes. Then she'll try all sorts of funny things like putting her pictures into your wallets, picking up fights with boys thrice her height, insulting the teacher's reproductive organs...you guess.
Dawn - JC defect! She's smart, both in maths and jumping boat to poly. Last heard she's quite happy in poly. All the best.
Clare - Like a big sister, except she's also crazy, a bit blur, and just as tiny in size. I can never fanthom the fact that she's the daughter of a young father called Zhi Hao. I think Clare's fun to be with. Just that her personel ethics limit how much her nonsense can go to.
Mun - Munsy! She abandoned her blog for her boyfriend. *sobs* Hope she comes back soon.
Kim - Tall. I think she's funny. If she'd never mentioned that she's one year senior, I would have thought she's same age as us. One of the few who come away from ZP's flirtings unscathed, I laugh at the way she attacks ZP. Whenever we see her, she'll complain of the work that avalanched her life. Still one of the few who spam my phone. Love yoU! haha.
203:
Sin Wee - He's tall, he's rich, he's handsome. But no girl seems to be falling onto his heels. I wonder if it's his down-to-earth attitude, or isit his heck-care attitude. Either way, WeeWee's not charismatic, some even thought he's autistic. How can an autistic boy run the huge empire built by his forefathers, right? heh heh
Benson - In terms of social-retardedness, Benson ranks second. But he's smart.
Another smartass Quiet. Unsocialble.
Shu Ting - Amiable. She really should call herself Amy instead. The type who can carry a dozen pom poms then pretend to be shy, and quickly throw all the pom poms away into the next friend's arms, saying : "mei you !!mei you!! bu shi wo!!" (nonono!!it wasn't me!) [who wants to be a cheerleader]
Chaw Su - I dunno why. She likes to bully me. OF COURSE I don't cry. Real
boys men don't cry. I shivered. Shivered throughout the year to withstand the lame jokes she tries to crack. Never the sort who gets too friendly, except with her sworn sister.
Swee Lian - We call her Ah Lian. Girlfriend of *drums roll* The Polar Bear! RUmours has it that they are dating each other, except that this rumour is not exactly a secret. Technically, I supposed to have known Lian since primary one, cos she's studying only next door. Budden age caught up with me, so I have to reminded of my trumatic childhood in primary school with her as a schoolmate. Amazingly, she still remembers the graduation song some old guy played when we left the school. How's that for potentially remembering grudges?
Tiff - Besides being a
not-so kick-ass kungfu fighter, I can only imagine her as the female kungfu star in Kungfu Hustle.
Krishna - Time to reveal our alltime favourite Indian of the year. Lord
K!!!! God he tries hard to deflect the racist jokes we shoot at him. K's favourite activity would then be trying to insult the mungens. Claims he's North Indian, so that makes him a Brahmin, which I doubt any Jalan Ulu-Ulu temple will accept him.
Yue Chuan - I've offcially been labelled SQUISHY by this bastard. Might have been after he showed me his prowness with BT by showing one of his collections of movies (one of them being Finding Nemo, where the heck can you find anywhere else calling things/people SQUISHY without getting a bruise, eh?) If you need a programmer who complains, talks lots of nonsense, tear the world down and yet can still complete a whole project down within time, look no furthur. Ask him.
Shu Qiang - Socially bastard-dised retard who knows zilt of interaction. Favourite activity? Study. [which kinda keeps this para short alidi]
Dedi/Anthony - As much as I would love to keep them seperate, I can't. Handsome, of course (which is by itself an absurd fact) you can't seperate both of them. It's like glue with glue. Looks wise both have their individuallity. One is balding, the other comes everything back with loads of air sacs between to hide little hair he has. *remember, shawn...impartial to either!* Anthony likes to call everybody
HAND--SUUURRM. Be warned that you can be good-looking, but
NEVER more handsome than gua. *evil laugh*
Ee Boon - I never knew he's the type who wash dishes. During chalet, Boon shocked me with his fastidious dishwashing entics. Dirty dishes I woudl normally throw away, he picked them up and went to work. Now he's washing dishes earning a living. Other than that, Boon has a cheen-chye attitude everyone seem to love. Behold the benign behaviour as what lies underneath is a big monster waiting to kill upon the first chance.
Alvin - Bah. Nice, but too loser-ish.
Jeffery - I never got the hang of typing out his name. Too long and way too many variations, so I cut short, and used "Boss" as his name in my mobile contact list. Now everybody knows I know him as Boss. [Him the monitor, and me the vice] So when I say pass this-this-this to Boss, they know. See? The evil mastermind, playing the weak puppet with strings and canes to keep him sane. Boss's the kind who motivates people to study, and yet you'll never be too shy to ask people questions he doens't dare to ask, cos the questions will make him seem damn weak. Like Chicken Little standing on something less....maybe his own feathers. *OMG. I just read my last para, and it doesn't for fking's sake make sense.* Admittedly Jeff's love life is a mess. Mess of sand. All sand. Like Sahara Desert. Of course you don't suspect that he's gay. You'll get sacked by the Boss. [side note: girls love him, bu he doesn't like those girls. Then again, YJC 2005 has a record bunch of ugly girls. All the way higher than the prices of oil barrels. So we can't blame him even if he turns gay
hor?]
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That about rounds up the people I met in class. There's about 999 more pending. Maybe I'll leave that to next
time century. Again, if you don't see your name here, spam me to edit this post. 2004/2005 had really been a great year of ups and downs. Thanks guys for the support when I was down, and sharing the fking joy when I was high
, and restraining me when I was about to rape people. Cherish it forever. =)
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