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Missing Person Reported

Category: By limboy
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We have received numerous calls reporting a missing person Mr Soh Zhi Hao.

The last picture (refer to above) of Mr Soh has been submitted by an annoymous caller.

His last reported location was in Yishun.

Mr Soh is apparently not picking up his mobile phone calls, which led to speculation that he has been abducted by aliens.

The Ministry of Aliens, when contacted, have refused to claim any involvement in Mr Soh's disappearance.

Although no bounty has been offered for his reappearance, he has been issued a summons slip for illegally parking his bike at a certain nasi lemak stall in Chong Pang two weeks ago.

Any furthur news of Mr Soh reported to this blog will be greatly appreciated, with rewards of up to 50 Slaps.

Happy 5½ Years, you two!

Category: By limboy
At close to 10am, I got a text from Michelle:

"Its my 5 and a half years anniversay today!!"

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Lets see, I knew them since JC1 when we attended Pre-University Seminar. Michelle and I were in the same group, Andrew was in another group, but always bounced out from there to join his girlfriend. Our group (C13 if I remember correct) was the crazy one. If you ever saw a guy and an other short girl running across the podium in front of the G-something-whatisname cafe at Prince George's Park Residence sometime around the mid of the year 2004, that was me shouting to Esther "IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?!" (recall "Troy") across the huge half-football court size space, in a game where we were forfeited. I rememebed I haven't watched tge movie yet, so its all rather puzzling. But nonetheless for the sake of laughs, it was pretty fun.

I remember we camped at the basketball court at PGP till the wee hours of the night, talking cock, though we barely knew each other in the group, some of us were fighting the ZZ monsters, crazy bitches-pal Michelle and Esther were fighting each other, some died on the basketball court, Andrew was drifting in and out, all of us scared of the security guard who would pop up now and then right after the intermittent screams.

I remember the useless workshops like puppet play, the hours and hours of long long seminars, where they mind-fuck our puny brains with politcal talk. JC2 and JC1 children talking about politics, not the latest bikini design, what the fuck. We were encouraged to speak out, bombard the rival schools with questions so tough they couldn't possibly interpret on the spot, let alone answer. The school that couldn't stand up to the occasion was jeered off the stage in shame with sparse clapping. Good ones were cheered. The dark horses (YJ was one of them) stood to the occasion, did really well, and got the most fantastic rounds of applause.

We were young and thought we owned the world, what could I say?

But yours truely, being the true blue-slacker, couldn't be bothered. I just listened, tried to retain as much as I could for the written report each of us has to submit to the GeePee teachers. Regrettedly, nothing much other than "COLD" and "HUNGRY" could be rooted more closely to the brain. There was one time the auditorium's air conditioning broke down, and the stupid ones still continued wearing their school jackets. Of course our group didn't, saved for a few foolish asshats who could not afford the idea of 'shaming' their school by taking off the jackets (inappropriate dressing blah blah).

YJC wasn't known to be a good school then. We spoke with humbleness, willed ourselves to be the bottom-rung amoeba of the universe. Even Serangoon Junior College seemed more prestigious at that time (that says alot about the comparison now, huh). All around, I just kept a relatively low profile. Serving myself as the occasional idiot to be made fun of was the more appropriate decision so as not to be out casted.

At the end, I suppose its the true values that shined through (cough cough). I made quite a few good friends, started a holy war with a particular branch of really really crazy-evangelists, outcasted a few people (after realizing we shared the same sentiments). The crazy people couldn't possibly make more friends then those they already (superfically) have anyway.

So it comes down to 4.5 years down the road, the list of people I kept in contact with narrowed down to 2, and these 2 turns out to be the best thing that ever happened to me in my 21 years (and counting).

Happy 5½ years anniversary, Andrew and Michelle!

Pictorial Inference Test 1

Category: By limboy
There's something wrong with this poster by the police force:

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And here's my reasoning:


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"Lawmaker proposes 'SM post' for Abdullah"

Category: By limboy
I was running through this article in The Straits Times, which proposes to give the outgoing Malaysian Primier Badawi a similar title to our own Senior Ministers Lee Kuan Yew and Goh Chok Tong. Apparently Badawi has a different idea, because the following is a direct quote from the article:

"I'm basically a village boy and I am returning to my old ways, " Mr Abdullah was quoted in the New Straits Times newspaper as saying. "Whatever I do, I do not want to embarrass the government." He also reportedly said he he were to take on any international roles, he would discuss it with his successor, Datuk Seri Najib Razak, who is currently Deputy Prime Minister.

What a way to gun snipe at former prime minister Mahathir! Mahathir-0, Badawi-1 !

Random Rant 501

Category: By limboy
So I haven't been studious the past weekend. Its a common recess week among 3 of the unis in Singapore, and as such there's simply no motivation to study. (I like to mug post-exams when people from my school are busy studying), but since the last few days there was perpetually no incentive to study at all.

Thanks to the novel idea of listing, instead of making life more efficient, its made me realise how inefficient I have become. Tonnes and tonnes of things undone! What the fuck. (Refer to earlier post)


SO ANYWAY, been pretty much settling things outside of school work, like buying the new spare parts for the mother's computer (yes, this task has been 5 months late, and she does surf the intarwebs), we call it her AUNTIE PC. Due to the burnt old motherboard, pretty much everything has to be discarded. RAM, CPU, CPU fan, mainboard, even the graphics card has become outdated since its of PCI-type slot (as opposed to the new PCI-E standard --- its like fitting a 0.8m anaconda into a new 10.8m cunt --- rather impossible task to obtain any joy from it.)

With the new parts, the Auntie PC has much more computing horsepower than the current old faithful yours truely is still using.

Yours Truely PC:

Intel
Pentium 4 CPU 2.39Ghz
512MB Ram
256MB LedTech A6600LE graphics card
2X2.5" HDD (different proportions of space)
Motherboard (some fucked up piece of 10 billion years old circuit board that brings shame upon mentioning)


I guess the only truely worthy item in my pc for now, (other than the extensive non-existent pr0n collection in E-drive) is the Razer DeathAdder mouse and eXactMat X control mousepad.

Auntie PC:

Intel
Core 2 Duo CPU 2.67GHz
2GB RAM
2X2.5" HDD
Gigabyte G31M-ES2L mainboard

wtf!

Auntie PC is much faster than young man's PC. Mainboard's onboard graphics can win my old graphics card! Young boy must not lose to Auntie PC! But I've told lots of people since forever that I'll be buying a new PC soon, that started roughly about 3 years ago. Till now, I changed out most of the components except the mainboard and CPU (I even fucking changed to a donated CPU fan!) The apparent lack of computing power sometimes get on my nerves, it even lags while surfing the net occasionally.

So what exactly am I waiting for?

You might have heard of the Intel i7. Comparing i7 with my current P4, its like comparing a Hummer H2 with a 1960 Chevy Impala

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I'll just wait for the i7 to drop prices, which Core 2 Quad will follow shortly with drop in its prices too. If I really do buy the i7 instead, it'll be like 8 times faster than the what-fuck piece of metal trash I have now. That will be alot of horsepower to work with, other than the fact that I have to have power station beside my computer to run the 8 cores on the i7.

To Do List

Category: By limboy
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  • Physical Chemistry Revision
  • Mathematics 2 Revision
  • Mathematics tutorial
  • physics tutorial
  • Redo Life Science notes
  • Revise Material Science
  • daily jog
  • clean my desk
  • see my nephew
  • Redo green file, organise
  • call up that girl
  • buy the new mainboard for brother + packages
  • check prices in SLS, prepare for new PC
  • talk to my grandmother

Transformers 2 hi-res trailer

Category: By limboy


It will take sometime to load, but the result is well-worth the time!

Hot!

Category: By limboy
Its so fucking hot, I'm afraid my hamsters at home will overheat and die in their fish tank. Plus I didn't change their feed this week, so it'll be filthy and damp, great conditions for the bacteria to come nip their small ass sick.

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Valentine for Sale!

Category: , , By limboy
Since I'm single and available, I'm offering myself up for a free 3 months contract for a normal boy-girl relationship.

Alternatively, you can up your contract with me for a small price, for the monetarily well-endowed. Here's what I want for an exchange of a 3 year relationship, (with no small prints that demands my own time blah blah blah):

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Yes, I'm a guy with cheap thrills, wanting cheap local cars that might crash and kill myself and my passengers.

Then again, this Proton Satria is the only hatchback that I really like, styling and all, sans the pathetic engine from the previous generation. I'm not too sure about the engine's fuel efficiency because I have so far not tried it out yet. The interior looks the least appealing, albeit slightly lower-class.

Perhaps I'll throw in another few years on the love-contract based on the following:

+1 YEAR - BOSE sound system
+2 YEAR - DVD-MP3 player (because I don't need to watch TV when I drive, you can exclude any TV installment
+3 YEAR - Change the fugly rims to these Enkei ones:

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+8 YEAR - Buy me a fucking Honda Stream instead

+10 YEAR - Upgrade it to a Honda Stream RSZ

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Link (Proton Satria, from PaulTan.org)

Rule ONE when you are Valentines-Canvessing

Category: , , By limboy
Valentine is round the corner, for the attached and lonely hearts club, its the time when people take advantage to sell things way above the cost price (even if you buy them at Jason's) for the unsightly profits. Obviously there's the door to door sales people, whether guys or girls.

Admittedly, we haven't been nice to those who are canvessing for their halls' activities. Instead, we have plonked quite a few dollars to those who claim to be going overseas to for CIP projects. Afterall, these poor folks overseas need the shelter more than some prick who is gonna enjoy himself during the freshmen orientation week.

We met many of these tactics, some use pure shameless rumours to con people into buy, some use the excuse of loyalty to hall to buy, others threaten to kill your dog if you dont buy.

I just closed the door on this pair of girls (from another hall) who used the old-valentine tactic to hard-sell.

"Hello, we're from hall XXXXX and we're selling some valentine goodies for our canvessing event for hall..."

This point in time I would usually start thinking of an excuse to push them to our neighbours. What I didnt expect was the next sentence coming from the partner:

"We understand if you dont have a date to give these goodies to, but you still can eat them yourself..."


I was like, whatthefuck? You're telling me what to do with my stuff? How do you know if I have a valentine date or not? Cannot give my mother eat, isit?

The flight or fight syndrome kicked in straight away. So I told the girls a straight "no" as I turn myself away to walk behind the table to continue my books, not even bothering to say bye to them.

Dear Prof

Category: , By limboy
I can be your teacher already.

I believe its L'Hopital, not L'Hospital?

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Behind the BMW M Division

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Sweet link as an advertorial for BMW M Division.

I couldn't copy the embed codes over, so just pop over to see.

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Category: , By limboy
Do you realise this is the most mind fucking expression ever:

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Back Logging 102

Category: By limboy
Have you noticed how Facebook is slowly rotting your life away? What do you actually do when you claim to FBing? Photos, catch ups, games, dumb mouse traps, dumb pet society. Its feels even worse than SRO addiction. Here's a list of what Facebook has made me push back

  • CSI episodes
  • Supernatural episodes
  • Material Science read up
  • Chemistry revision
  • Mathematics tutorials (Oh fuck, I have a maths quiz coming up)
  • Life Science tutorials
  • (Luckily I'm still slightly ahead of time for physics)
That looks like everything I do in a week is being pushed back. Hold on, there's more snowball effects.
  • No time to pain my house
  • No time to clean the hostel (WTF, CY, be more proactive in cleaning up your hairs please)
  • taking out my hamsters for their play time
  • banking my hong pao money
  • research on the new Sim Lim prices
  • Planning my next holiday with the Stagmont pals (ended up delegating the work to my buddy. Luckily he's still some time from his ORD)
  • Manning my account balance
  • Finish up the 2 inch thick Newsweek (still pristinely wrapped in the plastic packaging)
  • No time to look for a new skin (this blue black dab is coming to be such a bore)
  • Drained of all energy to push Boon to look for his long time crush, Ms Eve
  • Which reminds me how I should be studying now
Byeeee

Australia holds 'pigeon smuggler'

Category: By limboy
"A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne.

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Australian customs officials say the live birds were wrapped in padded envelopes and held to the man's legs by a pair of tights under his trousers.

Officials also found two eggs in a vitamin container in the man's luggage..."


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Are You Ready?

Category: , By limboy
Its slightly less than 2 months before the examinations are here. Are you ready to rumbleeeeeeeee?

Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen (trailer)

Category: , By limboy
The ones on Youtube are pretty lousy. The one at PaulTan is much better! So I linked theirs instead. Enjoy!



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Clearing my music library

Category: By limboy
I didn't know I got an album of The Jonas Brothers. Whoever created The Jonas Brothers should be skinned, salted, peppered in the eyes, rifled on with full automatic, electrically shocked, burnt with kerosene and ran over 50times with an 18 wheeler. As for the comprising members, just disappear into oblivion, you bunch of ridiculous adolescents.

Their music is utter revolting.