Infantile Pillock
Yes. You.

恶作剧之吻

Category: By limboy
I took about 4 hours in total to finally get that song.

Holly fuck. Persistence, together with the knowledge that the internet has all the crap under the sun and behind the moon, I found my song! So happy :)

Tired

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Tired.

Of.

Fending.

For.

Myself.


Times like these, any kid will be force into accelerated adult-hood. And times like these, I want to go back to being a kid again. I'm tired of it already. Let me take a break.

Bane of my life

Category: By limboy
Been watching VCDs for the past couple of days, those Taiwanese teen idol dram. They're becoming quite a nuisance, cos once you start, you'll want to watch finish everything in one sitting, which is near impossible, cos eventually you'll be irritated by the countless breaks (though there's no commercials) and then every 60 minutes or so you'll be forced to pop another CD in.

How i wish i can load the entire 20+ discs in in one shot.

Rubbish Astrology

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PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet....


If the double-fishies are so good as what they are said to be, why am I still single?

Of the compulsive liar... And that's it.

Category: , By limboy
How do you handle a compulsive liar who uses lapses in his memory as a regular excuse to wiggle himself out from difficult situations?

That's right, you make him have a taste of his own medicine, making use of his weakness. We'll see how long it'll take to crack him, because if he doesn't before the big one comes, I'm willing to bet my balls that prick is gonna cry his guts out for a heart that was stolen from him, by someone who isn't in the first place even there.

I can't risk writing it here, lest he's not kum-gong and googles his name and finds out the biggest plot the we've has ever came up with ever since being set up about 2 years ago.

And then

Category: By limboy

So far

  • laundry
  • find that source where the fvcking ants are coming from
nope, still cannot find. And they are freakin multiplying like maggots.
  • talking about pc tables, find a vendor that sells decent computer tables that don't fall apart at a slight knock
  • finally start on my Lectora project which is due like next thursday
Yayness. I started and I'm on the roll, provided I have access to the net.
  • plan out my to-watch movie list for the weekdays *wink-wink*
Thanks to Supernatural for saving my next 2 week till December.
  • find a solution way to install Photoshop on my laptop without it launching PS everytime i double click on anything that links to a .exe
Fuck it. I'm stuck on GIMP.
  • find lobangs for my new mobile phone (N8250 will stop transmitting sounds the moment you drop it, but will resume when you drop it again)
Singtel ain't gonna fucking give any more discounts for K810i. Cibai.
  • send out that exercise cd to my mother in Vancouver
OK, I got it somewhere here on my table saving dust for the weekend.
  • upload my game pictures to show off
Done.
  • track Desmond-the-lost-boy down (he's vanished off the face of the earth, seems like)
He's forever bent on visitng the hospital. What prick leukemia is.
  • plan my 5.5 days remaining leave

Horny Hamsters

Category: , By limboy
Was feeling bored just now after doing some work, and I went over to watch the dwarf hamsters. Neverin my wild imagination will I see one of them feeling horny to the background music of Maroon 5.

Before something comes along and wipe my memory

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Simplest website evar

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My department works hand in hand with this company called the eLearning Centre (eLC), which does content development/ authoring for alot of other companies such as Singapore's biggest unlisted company SAF, alot of the educational institutes and I believe some companies as well.

With this simple written-in-30-seconds portfolio, you'd expect their website to be something of unbelievably complicated mess full of graphics and such, but no.

Here's it:

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OK, maybe No-Script has been doing its job really well.

Category: By limboy
So far
  • clean windows
  • laundry
  • find that source where the fvcking ants are coming from
  • i guess mop up again cos the four important corners of the house are not clean (bad for fengshui la)
  • toilet scrub-down
  • clean my ants-infested pc table
  • talking about pc tables, find a vendor that sells decent computer tables that don't fall apart at a slight knock
  • finally start on my Lectora project which is due like next thursday
  • plan out my to-watch movie list for the weekdays *wink-wink*
  • find a solution way to install Photoshop on my laptop without it launching PS everytime i double click on anything that links to a .exe
  • find lobangs for my new mobile phone (N8250 will stop transmitting sounds the moment you drop it, but will resume when you drop it again)
  • send out that exercise cd to my mother in Vancouver
  • upload my game pictures to show off
  • track Desmond-the-lost-boy down (he's vanished off the face of the earth, seems like)
  • plan my 5.5 days remaining leave

To-do list 4Q 2007

Category: By limboy
Little to do, but all need plenty of time. I'm referring to housechores. Unlike you lucky sonsofbitches who have your maids and mothers and maybe fathers to clean the house for you, I'm pretty much living off on my own for at the moment. Think of it as moving out to your own place except that you moved right back to your old place.

Let me see, while CHIU CHAO YANG is busy nursing his bad bad tooth, I'll have
  • clean windows
  • laundry
  • find that source where the fvcking ants are coming from
  • i guess mop up again cos the four important corners of the house are not clean (bad for fengshui la)
  • toilet scrub-down
  • clean my ants-infested pc table
  • talking about pc tables, find a vendor that sells decent computer tables that don't fall apart at a slight knock
  • finally start on my Lectora project which is due like next thursday
  • plan out my to-watch movie list for the weekdays *wink-wink*
  • find a solution way to install Photoshop on my laptop without it launching PS everytime i double click on anything that links to a .exe
  • find lobangs for my new mobile phone (N8250 will stop transmitting sounds the moment you drop it, but will resume when you drop it again)
  • send out that exercise cd to my mother in Vancouver
  • upload my game pictures to show off
  • track Desmond-the-lost-boy down (he's vanished off the face of the earth, seems like)
  • plan my 5.5 days remaining leave
I am a busy man.

Hungry

Category: By limboy
Truth be told, I'm terribly hungry now. I skipped lunch, scrimping the money for savings. And for what, I don't know. Such a miser, ain't I.

Though the father cooked (waves of the fragrance of rice is floating around), for the sake of ego, I'm not touching the food until he goes back to his study room, or watches TV --- anything that doesn't involve him in the kitchen.

Duty Clerk 09112007

By limboy
I don't understand why my colleagues always say they can't sleep when it rains in camp. The splattering on the plastic shelter just outside? I slept thru the night and didn't even know it rained.


ORD-mood. I see some of my friends ORD soon, some counting down less than a month, some have 70+ days, whatever. Of course there's the sense of feeling of why-the-fuck-did-I-enlist late, but certainly no regret. I know the friends I now know cos I enlisted late. Really happy to say they are less gay than Sumardi can ever be manly.

Fuck, I'm watching at Yan-Can-Cook while on empty stomach.

This is what happens when you type the wrong number

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I was going to text my brother to ask him to buy his own dinner, incidentally, I keyed 9730**** instead of 9720****, and this is what happens to people who are too bored with their lives, which instead is spent worthlessly wrapped around the mobile phone 24/7.

Me to 9730**** : "buy dinner along the way home"

9730**** to me : "Who is this?"

Me : "sry wrong no"

9730**** : "Isit very funny"

Me : "wat do u want? i apologised. jst STFU and go back to your pathetic life"

9730**** : "Good english you have so many fuck. So you mustbe a big fucker..since you so fuck up why not you be my fuck up friend ?"



=.="


Whoah, I know you no friend, but I have LOSTA real friends to choose from. Total ownage lah, this dude. I know who's the loser already, thus I volunteered to shut up. CHOOSE ME CHOOSE ME!! *waves hand frantically*

WHAT KIND OF FREAKING WEDDING

Category: By limboy
Holly god. How bad can Arabic songs get?

There's a Malay/Muslim wedding held downstairs now, and there's a slight problem to this wedding --- it's not the hip and trendy malay songs that are most commonly sung --- but instead bursts and bursts of the most horrible chanting are floating everywhere.

No background music, no beats, no claps. Its just what you'd commonly hear at 5am in the morning at all your regular mosques.

To add insult to injury, these voices sound like women being taken over by demons in...you know..baju with turbans, and the trusty snake that stupidly follows the direction of the damn flute.

Imagine muslims gathering at home, chanting their version of christians singing in churches on sundays --- except at 9pma t night, when all the babies are going to sleep. Totally headache inducing, inhuman, inconsiderate.

I don't mind singing --- real singing in the day time --- but this Al-Geezfuckyourpeacefulnight Channel is too much.