Infantile Pillock
Yes. You.

They are right at your doorstep. Check your undies.

Category: By limboy
Was strolling back from the LKC-LT. Lots of people milling around, some heading south, some heading north.

I'm not sure how you'd define lucky, Lucky is not walking back to hostel with a biggest stream of ah tiongs EVER. I knew something was wrong, after I left the LT, that I started hearing a pair of ah tiongs discussing shit stuff. They were walking at the same pace as me.

So I quickened.

Then I came across another group of ah tiongs, while climbing the stairs towards the Nanyang Auditorium. Same speed as me, same arrogant loudness as the pair before. Except multiply the noise by n times.

I couldn't take it, so I slowed down, let them pass me.

The previous pair of ah tiongs caught up with me. Oh shit, I thought, this is some vicious cycle and I'm stuck in the middle of it!

You guessed right, I almost ran for dear life. Along the way, bumping into the longest stream of cheenas I EVER experienced. The stream didn't seem to mellow any bit until the 7-11, when I bumped into a HSS-tutorial group.

There you go, just another day in NTU.

I need a new computer!

Category: By limboy
Is not like I hate Windows or anything. (But seriously Windows does sucks.)

My computer of 4 years? Or 5. OK, Probably 6. Its dying. This undetected USB isn't new. I just have to remove the excess voltage in the USB capacitors to get rid of the message.

However, this is about the 200th time, this message happened this year:

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Worse thing is, it sucks to be me, with personal expenditure and university budget running all over the place, I could have spent more then 10k this year alone. (Last year was 2k?) How am I going to explain the usage of another 1.5k on YET ANOTHER HARDWARE to the household income accountant, ie, the mother.

Oh fuck it. Sim Lim Square during year end, anyone?

2008 Singapore Grand Prix

Category: By limboy
Some good pictures:

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Night shot test

Category: By limboy
Testing the camera, on night shoot with a tripod. 2sec clock before auto shutter. Auto default mode.

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This box does NOT make sense

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Thank, Max

Category: By limboy
Why did I ever install that RSS feed on the right. Thanks again, Max. I'll buy you a carton of ciggs next time I go Karimun.

1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
- Is it a school day.

2. What did you do last night?
- Watched the F1 on the PC and TV, listened to the brother describe the F1 cars roar by while he's at work at Esplanade.

3. What is the most important of your life?
- To be happier. Than at least now.

4. What would you rather be doing right now?
- Out working.

5. What did you last cry over?
- When I last played David Cook's The Time of My Life.

6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
- A walk away from the location. Smash a couple of bottles.

8. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
- How she can make me smile

9. What are you worried about?
- Money, which wont come if my grades don't go up. So basically, school work.

10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?
- Its ended, bitch.

NINE HAVE YOU’S:

1. Have you ever liked someone while you had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
- Like that road sweeping uncle.

2. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- R u heartless? Or just stupid.

4. Have you ever been out of the country?
- Few places.

5. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
- Well, for the sake of self-entertainment.

6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
- Few times. Can't remember any atm.

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?
- Once, for fighting.

8. Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
- All the time.

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
- Fuck no. I have a life.

EIGHT WHO’S:
1. Who was the last person you saw?
- Well, the brother is still sleeping in the bedroom. And its close to 4pm now..

2. Who was the last person you kissed?
- Could it be someone in school, for an embarrassing forfeit at Hall 12?

3. Who was the last person you texted?
- Andrew Chu, last night, for the excellent link to view F1 online

4. Who was the last person to call you?
- My mother. She was thinking to book a budget holiday in HK

5. Who was your first crush?
- Prolly Siew Hui, from kindergarten. Saw her a couple of weeks back in school.

6. Who is the last person who texted you?
- Andrew, bitch.

7.Who is the last person you freaked out on?
- My cousins. I was driving tailgating too closely.

8. Who did you last hug?
- Who. You know what? I have no clue.

SEVEN WHEN’S:
1.When was your last shower?
- Morning shower. 4 hours prior.

2. When did you last see your mom?
- Last night. She had enough after I took over the TV, so she went to sleep.

3. When was your last time u saw your dad?
- 3 weeks ago?

4. When did you last dress up?
- Hall 12 Dinner

5. When was the last time you cried?
- I'm no gu niang. Why do you keep asking if I cried.

6. When did you last go to the movies and with who?
- Marcus Lu was treating the movie, Death Racer. With YK and J. Hong.

7. When did you last listen to music?
- Probably yesterday evening.

SIX WHERE’S:
1. Where does your best friend live?
- Yishun, you nosey asshat.

2. Where did you last go?
- Prata Place. Oh. That was on Thursday night with the guys.

3. Where did you last hang out?
- Prata Place. You have to hang around to finish your fuking prata.

4. Where do you go to school?
- NTU, LKC-lecture hall mostly.

5. Where is your favorite place to be?
- Somewhere where I can see the beach and walk on sand, see the sun set.

6. Where did you sleep last night?
- At home. I did not drink.

FIVE DO’S/DOES:
1. Do you like someone right now?
- You mean, like you? No, I generally hate creators of Memes.

2. Do they like you too?
- You mean to say 'she', I believe. Cos I am not partial to Three-or-more-somes.

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
- Preferbably someone drawing 10k per month, to work at the beach selling cocktails.

4. Do you know the muffin man?
- Wot the fuk. Are you gay or something.

5. Does the future scare you?
- I do have a general plan, nothing concrete to step on for the next few years, though. So its like a flight through space, to try to grab that passing spaceship.

FOUR WHY’S:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friend?
- Max's right. Cos they can take my shit.

2. Why did you get a myspace?
- I dont. Its good place to look for pirate songs, though.

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?
- They ran out on names. They forced the character they like to fit the surname. Its not bad how it turned out, though.

4. Why are you doing this survey?
- Because I'm lazy to carry on with Maths.

THREE IF’S:
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
- You mean like Super Mario?

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
- I might. I will.

3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing what would it be?
- A beer bottle, a piece of paper and a crayon. Wot the fuk, its the 21st century. YOU CAN'T BE STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND.

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S:
1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?
- Don't rule out any possibilities that they will bring you luck to strike that lottery ticket.

2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
- It'll grow back. Don't cry.

ONE LAST QUESTION:
1. Are you happy with your life right now?
- I've got too little time, and too small balls.

Now the 5 people to do this:

- The guys at Kodomut.blogspot.com, if you feel that banking is too brain draining.
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- Serena. If you read. I know you're dying to write something new. Haha!




Take meeeeee awaaaaaaaaaay

Category: By limboy
Places I want to go in ranked order. Preferably ASAP before a bus knocks me over on a random road.

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- Taipei

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- Hong Kong (again)

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- Bangkok

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- Melbourne

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- Sydney

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- Dubai

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- New York

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- Florida

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- San Francisco

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- Euro-trip

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- UK

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- some random India city (no, i'm not drunk!)

南拳妈妈 - what can I do

Category: By limboy



沒魚的海 會很空白
沒冰紅茶 夏天不要來
我的世界因為有了你 沒有風 也搖擺
想要飛 快跟我來

What can I do 我的愛
碰到了你 壞不起來
What can I do 你的人
像泡麵 無所不在

What can I do 裝可愛
還是要 說個明白
What can I do 我愛你
可不可以 你也很巧的愛上我

沒車的路 會很奇怪
沒人比賽 操場 say bye bye
我的世界因為有你 沒有風 也搖擺
想要飛 快跟我來

GT-R R35

Category: By limboy
At the motor show

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Is the grass really greener on the other side

Category: By limboy
From the Wayang Party Club - Is the grass really greener on the other side?

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Eat more Macs, b!tches!

Category: By limboy
This was from 12 years ago. No, really.

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Bottom rung taker

Category: By limboy
Dear Toyota, you may have a winning formula for a fuel efficient and powerful engine, but your styling utterly sucks. Please learn from these pros, PLEASE.

Or at least steal something from your hippier brother.

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Snapshots of past few months

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YK's birthday


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Karimun Trip


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F1 approaching


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LKC Lectures

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Feeble attempts at studying


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Failed attempts at hitch hiking


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Flush!


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The BBQ


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The Hair Saga


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Temp migration of the Polar Bear


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These 2 goondus

Term break

Category: By limboy
Back again. Had a great time zipping around the small town of Seremban, driving the tank-proton saga. I didn't think its so bad, until the very sunday morning when i had to drive everybody into town for breakfast, the steering felt like lead.

That very same day, I had to do parallel parking (in town too), did 2 tries in total, with another car waiting behind me in that small alley (width of 2 cars), rear wheels about half an inch from the longkang (HAHAHA). Felt like the king of the world after that stunt.

Tried the new car the aunt bought a couple of weeks ago, an Auto Vios. Not bad, very very powerful, but auto, so wasn't used to it. Gave the aunt a fright when I rammed up the primary school road on 90kmh, weaving traffic like its my grandfather's road.

Can't wait for the end of the year when everybody comes back for the wedding. Then its time to be the driver again!

Hall 12 FOC

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PANCAKES

Category: By limboy
OMG. The craving for huge-ass pancakes from NTU's McDonalds is striking again!

ZZZ Monster

Category: By limboy
Was studying in my bedroom, and kept nodding off while going through the econs lecture notes. With ear plugs on, music (not) blasting, but playing some high tempo F.I.R songs, I still managed to knock my nose against the floor. (I was lying on the floor to read)

GDP, NI, GNP, C+I+G+N+X, Domestic pdtion...

How to understand when the abbreviations are so foreign. Bring in the C++, somebody!

Machine shut down

Category: By limboy
its 1.30am now, and my roomate looks like a goner.

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Not much wonder, since he's been mugging the whole day. Like a machine!

This probably figures why

Category: , By limboy
The shoulder is so painful the past couple of days.

The school food is seriously lacking in:

Speciality foods

Carrot juice, fresh 57
Fish, canned salmon eaten with bones 440
Fish, canned sardines or mackeral eaten with bones 569
Molasses, blackstrap 2820, 176.2 per tablespoon
Molasses, unsulphured 672, 42 per tablespoon
Sesame butter (unhulled sesame seeds) 1022, 63.9 per tablespoon
Sesame butter/ tahini from hulled or decorticated seeds 315.2, 19.7 per tablespoon
Soy beverage, unfortified 9.8
Soy beverage, calcium-fortified variable, check nutrition information; approx 200
Tofu, firm, prepared with calcium 1721
Tofu, regular, prepared with nigari, 260
Vegetarian support nutritional yeast, variable, check nutrition information

Dark green leafy vegetables Many dark green leafy vegetables have relatively high calcium concentrations. The calcium in spinach is however, somewhat poorly absorbed, probably because of the high concentration of oxalate. The study revealed that kale, a low-oxalate vegetable, is a good source of bioavailable calcium. Kale is a member of the same family that includes broccoli, turnip greens, collard greens and mustard greens. These low-oxalate, calcium-rich vegetables are therefore also likely to be better sources of available calcium

cooked turnip greens 450
cooked bok choy 330
cooked collards 300
cooked spinach 250
cooked kale 200
parsley 200
cooked mustard greens 180
dandelion greens 150
romaine lettuce 40
head lettuce 10

Sprouts

soy 50
mung 35
alfalfa 25

Sea vegetables (seaweed)(dried powdered form)

nori 1,200
kombu 2,100
wakame 3,500
agar-agar 1,000, 62.5 per tablespoon

Beans and Peas (cooked, ready to eat)

navy beans 140
soybeans 130
pinto beans 100
garbanzo beans 95
lima, black beans 60
lentils 50
split peas 20

Grains

tapioca (dried) 300
brown rice, cooked 20
quinoa, cooked 80
corn meal, whole grain 50
rye flour, dark 40
oats 40
tortillas, corn, calcium fortified (2) 120
tortillas, flour or unfortified (2) 23
whole wheat flour 50

Seafood

raw oysters 240
shrimp 300
salmon with bones 490
mackerel with bones 600
sardines with bones 1,000

Seeds

almonds 750
hazelnuts (filbert) 450
walnuts 280
sesame seeds (whole, unhulled) 2,100
sunflower seeds 260

The following herbs contain variable amounts of calcium:

borage, lamb's quarter, wild lettuce, nettles, burdock, yellow dock


So if your joints are becoming painful, watch out.

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Junk Mail Spaaaam!!

Category: By limboy
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Junk mail is EVERYWHERE. Its even in my school mail!!

of death

Category: By limboy
Was flipping through the earliest posts. The weird smileys, the weird *censors*, some of which I don't even understand, the ridiculously kiddish "ermhz".

Main reason why I flipped back, was to see how much I grew up after enlistment. From stupid behavior and random periods of emotional distress, not to mention short phases of insanity/PMS (though some of it persist till now) , I did insult a lot of people in the process.

4 whole years has whacked the kid out of me already.

And reason for my sudden review, is the news that one of my friend's mother has died. I didn't realize the wake at the open field was for her when i came back on Friday. She just died from a heart attack while on a road trip in Malaysia.

My friend's just 21, still serving his 2 years as an airfoce spec.

Another friend who has cancer (the same Desmond), another friend who had a long time ago lost his mother to cancer (Jinze), a close cousin of same age, who's elder brother died in a car crash (quite a few years ago), a family friend who got struck by cancer as well (she's recovering slowly but surely)

To have to lose one of your loved ones at 21 is not only trumatic, it forces you to wake up your idea. Surely this woke up mine, even though I'm not directly involved. And thus i went back to screen out a couple of the worse posts, deleted some others. Along the way, i kept thinking, was this the same person who thought he was more mature than his peers, the same person who thought he had already mastered his life at the tender age of 17? I guess i'm wrong now, and would really apologise to a couple of them who mattered in my life.

Who knows what will happen tomorrow.

BBQ cost

By limboy

My Sassy Girl

Category: By limboy
Was feeling bored, and decided to download a couple of movies to entertain myself. Being a secret romantic, i thought i'd catch "my sassy girl". After all the hype about the korean version (and the korean version was a couple of gbs in size) it became a natural choice.

You know, the typical romantic soaps, boy literally fell upon devastated girl who's fiance died, girl's too drunk, boy became helpful, and girl turns out to be more than a handful while he's main job to study got disrupted. Later on, both fell for each other, slowly but surely the link was formed.

Lucky thing in the story is (even though i expected) the girl didn't die. That would classify this movie under "horror" instead. Guess i watched way too many korean movies, it became a habit to expect someone to die in everyone of them.

Anyways, girl realised the guy is really straight, and serious about her when she read that letter they wrote for each other, buried ridiculously under a tree that got struck by lightning in the middle of grand central park. The guy read the letter written for him by the girl on time, ie 1 year post-burial), it sucked.

The guy's letter (written for the chick) was so much better, i suspect i welled up a bit due to the literary superiority of it. They happened to meet the next day (or a couple of days post-dig your letter out-day), and there you go, chance/ destiny and then the story ends.

Judgement? Sweet and charming, however, its not going to make those who make things happen, fall into the 'destiny' trap. Ok, perhaps the pretty chick made the 90min worth the time. But given the same circumstances, I suppose waiting for the girl would be a better decision. Who knows, right.

Wrong intuition?

Category: By limboy
Something feels wrong.

Or it might be a wrong intuition.

But something definitely feels odd.

BBQ briefing

Category: By limboy
Hi Incorrigibles

I named you guys so because you people never die from your old weird habits, like the cockroaches --- those anyone cannot forget for life.

Tomorrow is the BBQ!

As much as the turn out might not be what we expected, bear in mind we did have a small class to begin with. (Who's Joel?!) Let's have fun, like we always do, whether its 2 person turn-out, or (hopefully) 4 or 12. Still, talking cock doesn't need the world to participate.

Thanks for all the help, in advance, and lets hope it doesn't rain.

P.S. Sumardi, Andy don't forget the camera!

BBQ revised (11th September)

Category: By limboy

蕭亞軒 - 衝動

Category: By limboy


很感激 這城市擁擠的交通
讓你我 還能多相處幾分鐘
人潮中 怕失散所以輕輕拉你的手
一刻不放鬆 不放鬆

忍不住 想要愛你的衝動
不確定你屬於我 會有點寂寞
你給的幸福 在我心中自由走動
撫平我每一個傷口
忍不住 想要吻你的衝動
不確定我的執著 能讓你感動
我只能相信自己感受 不怕失落
關於你的一切 我想要比誰都懂

我的心 是被你設定的鬧鐘
提醒我 想你的時間不夠用
為什麼 平淡的事情現在忽然生動
是你改變我 你改變我

忍不住 想要愛你的衝動
不確定你屬於我 會有點寂寞
你給的幸福 在我心中自由走動
撫平我每一個傷口
忍不住 想要吻你的衝動
不確定我的執著 能讓你感動
我只能相信自己感受 不怕失落
關於你的一切 我想要比誰都懂

你是情人 還是朋友
還沒勇氣 想得太多
你的世界 如此遼闊
我會在哪個角落

忍不住 想要愛你的衝動
不確定你屬於我 會有點寂寞
你給的幸福 在我心中自由走動
撫平我每一個傷口
忍不住 想要吻你的衝動
不確定我的執著 能讓你感動
我只能相信自己感受 不怕失落
關於你的一切 我想要比誰都懂

asexual marraige

Category: By limboy
Sounds weird but something new to know about --- asexual marraige. Seems as exclusive as amoebas having romps. For the fucking animals out there.

random thought clouds

Category: , By limboy
1.20am

Hungry

Sleep

Need to mug

Need to sleep

Test tomorrow

English test

Bluffology

Food

BBQ

Success?

Satay problem

Enough?

Cheaper ones?

Enough?

Chicken wings

Enough?

Otah

Decent taste?

Decent turn out?

Food

Hungry

Books

Test

What is my roomate doing with his SPORE

Can't think

Shag

Brush teeth

Puff

Smelly

Argh

Good weather

Sleep

Food

Fug em all

星期六的深夜

Category: By limboy
I always wanted to sing this to myself on a Saturday night, and I did last night.

王立宏 - 星期六的深夜

星期六晚上
哪都不想去
也无法入睡
看着电视机
持续在发呆
喝了七分醉
闭上了眼睛
试着不想你
但已来不及
忘了如何
让眼泪停止流下
还好没人看到
还好没人看见
没人会说话
星期六深夜
我想起了你
没什么特别
只是回忆
你让我自由
我很感激
星期六深夜
永远不会有任何人
能代替你
这就是遗憾的滋味
陪着我形影不离
明天我会面带微笑
但无法忘记你

ROAR 4556457467

Category: By limboy
This is not suppose to happen.

But over this weekend, it did. For entire weekend. WTF.

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i hate facebook

Category: , By limboy
The problem with a computer that has internet, is Facebook.
The problem with a computer that has no internet, is its bullshit.

The problem with studying in school, is that there's lots of walking eye candies, provided you're at the right place.
The problem with studying at hall, is Facebook, & people bugging you for dinner.
The problem with studying at home, is Facebook, & food.

The problem taking your lessons at NTU, is the ah tiongs and ah nehs, generally smart ass international students.
The problem taking your lessons elsewhere, is that they all generally suck just as bad.

The problem taking engineering, is that its easy to get in.
The problem taking engineering, is that its not easy to graduate.

The problem with studying, is playing.
The problem with studying, is the tests are coming, and they're gonna hit you in the face like a speeding locomotive.

I hate studying. And Facebook.

BBQ revised (6th September)

Category: By limboy
I managed to get yet another person to come for the BBQ. However, due to the unexpectedly high number of "maybe"s, I decided to split the list into 2.

Attendence List:

"Ya laaa, I'm going, moron."
Abigail
Andy
Sumardi
Shawn
Chaoyang
Zhihao
Chengyi
ZhenPeng
MunMun
Kimberly
Lavneeta


"Err, I try to make it."
Luqman - shag la, pondet. I break fast, eat already, then come. Prolly will make it at 9++
Benazir - (i think)
Thomas - No reason given
TengKai - Tekong clerk, not easy to book out early, since he has a track record of getting 2.5wks of MCs in 8wks


Revised Link

BBQ revised (3rd September)

Category: By limboy
New attendance

- Elgin and Cindy will most likely not be coming (please convince them otherwise)
- Thomas has finally decided to answer Abigail via email, instead of picking up my phone call. So he will try to make it.


Attendence List:

Abigail
Andy
Sumardi
Shawn
Chaoyang
Zhihao
Chengyi
Elgin
ZhenPeng
MunMun
Cindy
Kimberly
Luqman
Benazir
Lavneeta
Thomas


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Walking Indian Skunk!

Category: By limboy
I stepped out of the room to take a shower, only to experience a deep scent of bad B.O., most likely from that indian who walked pass me to get a drink from the vending machine.

And that is 3m away, and 10 seconds ago.

The horrific saga continued, when I stepped into the shower, and the same person entered the neighbouring shower room! You know when someone shower, its supposed to smell good, but this! He still smells of the same horrifying BODY ODOUR, after 5min in there!!!!

And it continued for quite some time, even after he exited to take a dump/pee on the next next cubicle, AND THEN HE CAME BACK INTO HIS SHOWER CUBICLE.

OH FUCK HIM.

BBQ revised (1st September)

Category: By limboy
Note that BBQ Revised has been revised again. New changes:

- Lavneeta will be coming
- Expect turn out to be around 15pax.

Revised Link