Introducing the Danish sports demon, Zenvo ST1, with its 1104 horses.







Brief:

• 7.0L turbocharged and supercharged V8
• 1,104-hp with a peak torque of 1,054 lb-ft
• 0 to 62 mph comes in under 3 seconds
• top speed of 233 mph

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China, Plurk Wants to Make Peace, Not War! Please Lift the Ban!

Fellow Plurkers, we have some very troubling news to report to our beloved community today. Like many other prominent sites such as Google, Youtube and Wikipedia before it, Plurk has now joined the ranks of sites that have been officially banned in China.

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With the searing heat, I don't feel like doing anything except hide in an aircon place, or for a dip in a swimming pool.

Managed to fix the computer; there was multiple bad sectors that led to the crash. It could most likely be the compounded multiple partition formats on the primary hard disk that led to the crash. It couldn't be pr0n. Maybe hamster fur got into the read write head.

Currently still going through the back-log of movies, and realised the DVDs I had from Desmond is not 射雕英雄传, but 神雕侠侣. The horrors of watching a boy from his pre-pubescent to adulthood calling some overaged undying woman "姑姑" over and over again! Anyway, I'm merely a quarter way through that as well.

Oh dear its fucking hot. Think I'll head for the Safra Yishun swimming pool tmr.

Its gonna be one month and a couple more days to the next exam. Post-exam blues are hitting me hard again. I'm going to miss studying. (Its a joke, bitches.)

In order to complete my never ending tasks, I shall attempt to yet again make a list.

• Fix my hard disk at home, format computer
• Buy a new computer
• Dye hair
• Make a trip back to Seremban before the 4th May. (Exam paper on 10th June)
• Finish watching the backpiling shows
• File my notes. Its going to be messy now that I'll be living back at home.

I have a paper today, and another tomorrow, and another on Thursday, but the formulas are pretty much milling around my confused brain, so I decided to take a break to source for some good pictures to brighten up your day.


Porsche Panaram


Facelifted Audi Q7


Ford Raptop (This should look famaliao because it's featured in Transformers)


S65 AMG (I think)


"Baby" RollsRoyce "Ghost" 200EX

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With the exam papers all around, I realised alot of things slip my mind, some of which are rather unforgivable. For example

• charging my Samsung K3 with the USB cable with my laptop switched off.
• leaving my clothes overnight after washing at the laundry room. (Thank you to the whoever nice person who packed my clothes rather neatly back into my basket overnight)
• giving myself more chances of catching a flu, cough whatever by drinking less water.

Then again, there's also others who have become more stupid nearing this time.

I'm not exactly sure of who yet, though there is this persistent asshole who obviously don't know how to pee in the toilet. No, not at the urinal, not at the toilet bowl. He doesn't know how to pee IN THE TOILET.

There are 2 shower cubicles and 2 shitting cubicles. These few fine days, I have been catching weird urine smells wafting from the shower cubicles instead of from the shitting ones, which annoys me a great lot because I like my relaxing showers, minus your stupid pee smell. I understand if some people prefer to shower and pee along the way, because that will minus one trip to the stupid stinking urinal, but can you please for the love of god pee BEFORE you start soaping yourself?!

If I have to make clear the reason why, you are a fucking dumb retard who needs to hire a garderner FOR YOUR BRAIN.

For the other asshats who don't know how to pee properly into the toilet bowls, here is a guide, and I really hope Google will pick this up and show to those who FUCKING NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PEE.

1. Approach the toilet bowl as near as possible.

Its not going to eat you. And admit it, your penis is NOT a fire engine hydrant hose. Your urine is NOT capable to shooting 3m on target.


2. Unzip.
   
   We sure don't want to embarass you, do we?
   
   
3. Pull your foreskin back.
   
   I don't fucking care if you lack a foreskin, you better do some pulling because your fucking foreskin will get the the way of the pee. Blocking = diversion. Geddit?!!
   
   
4. Aim. Aim at the hole, dammit.
   
   Remember, your penis is a fucking WEAK machine. It is NOT ABLE TO SHOOT 3m WORTH OF PROJECTILES.
   
   
5. Slowly release your pee AT THE HOLE.
   
   While you may need to go somewhere urgently, THIS IS YOUR FUCKING ALONE TIME. Unless you share some weird pee fettish with some other weird asshole who doesn't know how to pee, but that will be out of the coverage of my topic.
   
   
6. If necessary, move your penis closer to the toilet bowl as your pee starts to taper off.
   
   
7. Zip.
   
   
8. FLUSH.
   
   Alot of people tend to forget this, and its preety plain disgusting to see your yellow ants-infested urine all over the fucking place. Please be fucking courteous to the next user.
   

There you go, my dear padawans. If you follow these steps carefully, you shall be rewarded with 99 sexiest most beautiful virgins of the opposite gender when you go heaven. If you don't, you'll get 99 virgins of the same gender naked and prancing around on you when you die.

Talk cock buddy


Our gang's Tuesdays post-biology class lunch at Canteen B


Behind our dorm's canteen


Secret camping location when we need to shy away from extreme mugging crowds


My roomate, and his good friend. They are wearing the same shirt. Yes, like fuck-buddies do.


My Indian physics tutor. My love hate relationship with him.


Radio drawing. For a certain lab work.


Banner between North Spine and dorm.


Ali Marzuki's island of paradise.


This was a litter-free stick pasted on top of the halal logo. So this isn't halal afterall.


Another lab drawing.


She was sleeping. He is naughty and horny, I bet .


Finding centre of gravity of object. Physics.


Biology lecture in the famous LKC lecture theatre.


NIE's front yard.

(CNN) -- An amorous motorist faces a fine and a driving ban after he was caught having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on a highway, Norwegian media reported Tuesday.

Police spotted the car driving erratically on Sunday evening in Lier, southeastern Norway. It had been doing 123km/h in a 100 km/h zone, local news Web site ABC Nyheter reported.

The officers quickly realized the driver was doing more than just breaking the speed limit.

After filming the incident for evidence, they finally pulled the car over.

Police officer Tor Stein Hagen told ABC Nyheter that the driver had the woman "on his lap" while the car was moving.

"It was creating a various dangerous situation," Hagen added.

After charging the driver, police allowed the 21-year-old woman to switch seats and drive her lover home.

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Instead of studying full time, we devoted alot of it to chilling out after the paper in the canteen. While talking cock, I singled out 4 reasons, when compounded together, is enough to make a grown man cry buckets.

Remember its all 4 of these reasons happening to the same man, at the same time. To cut the chase:

1. His mother disowned him.
2. His girlfriend left him for his best friend.
3. His pet dog/ cat/ hamster/ whatever, got ran over by a double decker bus.
4. For some strange reasons , his entire pr0n collection got wiped out.

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

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No wonder I kept hearing Seacrest in school's 7-11 when I drop by to buy drinks.

There's no CSI Miami, nor Supernatural this weekend. This must be a sign for me to work extra hard. Infact, there won't be any fresh episodes of Supernatural for the next weekend as well.

Oh well.

I Want:

1. to drive to Cameron Highlands. Miss the cool and relax environment. And this time I drive, a manual stick shift please
   
2. a new computer
3. to study
   
4. and get As for my exams
5. to take a short break and see my grandma again
6. to get my 6-packs back
7. to blast music at home loud enough to tear the block down
   

I Need:

1. to study
2. and get As for my exams
3. to get my 6-packs back
   

I Will:

1. need to bulk up more
2. and get my 6-packs back, by the end of the summer holidays
3. need to study again after a week break (special semester, hopefully my application is successful)
   
4. but get the 6-packs back
   

We were told a couple of weeks prior today, that we'll be having a test based on a question in one of the tutorials from 1 to 4. Thus we obviously have to study for this test like mad animals.

At first many thought its rather stupid to test and re-test on the same tutorials as the previous test.

Little bit of background knowledge here: We have 9 tutorials in all, minimum of 2 tests throughout the semester. Typically first test covers 1 to 5, next test, the rest of the topics.

But the tutor made up mug like bunch of fucking idiots, just so optimally after this test, we have completely covered our asses for the first 5 chapters, and the ODE chapters we can hopefully follow the other god-like tutor's methods, and pass our maths with (hopefully) flying colours, within the next week --- well, that's for those who have consistently done their tutorials per week.

The making of a true KING of TABS

This was such a nice car to drive.

Dear all, you can never imagine how glad I am no longer in my secondary school studying mandarin.

You see, I used to sit next to this person call Lim Kai Siang, he's not stupid, but he's not street smart either. Okay, he's just plain stupid.

Again, if you have been stalking my facebook (or rather FB stalks you for me), you might definitely have noticed my jihad with QUIZZES.



Actually this point in time, I was rather pissed already, but with particularly Kai Siang, because if we can count how many stupid quizzes these morons take, he tops the list like the all-seeing Eye of Sauron.



Instead of getting all pissy, I choosed instead to fire off a wall post.

(The problem with the wall post, is that he deleted it off his wall, which I found out only just now when I was sourcing for evidence of his stupidity. When he deletes it, I can't see it on my wall either. And now I can only tell you briefly how it sounded like.)

"Dear Kai Siang, I love you very much, but not the million quizzes you take. Please stop publishing them."

30min later during my next log in, this person published another series of quizzes. The joker in me kicked the raging monster away with:



And right around 45min later, I received this post:



SERIOUSLY, HOW STUPID CAN HE GET?! When I'm in the mood to get pissy with you, I'll pee right onto your fucking face, not plant flowers like 2 fucking GARDENERS. Since when can one get friendly with a person he's angry with?!!

Memorise: http://www.geocities.com/napavalley/4699/slang-atoe.htm